EH

I just found out 5 mins ago that

Thursday was CHAP GOH MEI (aka CHINESE VALENTINE'S DAY!)

In case you didn't already know, we singletons have to write our names and numbers on oranges and throw it to the river and hopefully someone picks it up.

HO AND I CAN'T DO IT ALREADY. BECAUSE IT HAS PAST MIDNIGHT HERE!

Sammie, you have to do it for us! Go find the nearest river and throw three oranges for SUCKS okay!